Five wives. Eleven kids. Nineteen arrests.
Who do you think I'm talking about America? Evander Holyfield? Nope, not quite. Mitt Romney? No comment. Dog the Bounty Hunter? Ding ding ding, we have a winner Bobby.
Thats right folks, we're talking about America's cop, Dog the Bounty Hunter. Most people know him as the Jesus quoting reality television star, but it turns out there is another side to Dog. Did you know Dog went to jail for murdering a guy back in the 1970s? Thats right he served 18 months in 1977 for shooting a guy in Texas. Flash forward 30 years and the guy somehow becomes the biggest reality televison star in America. Things were going great for Dog. He had a growing TV show and a highly successful bail bond company in Hawaii. And then his inner psycho came out on a phone call with one of his 78 children:
Transcript from Reuters:
"I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word ni**er sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking ni**er heard us say ni**er and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a ni**er, we would all say 'fuck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da... it's not that they're black, it's none of that. It's that we use the word ni**er. We don't mean you fucking scum ni**er without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love for 7 months' - fuck that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got 'em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder..."
Yikes. Sounds like Dog may be off television for a little while. I was going to say forever, but people like Imus were able to find work again.
This conversation sounds like something "Anonymous" would have with one of alternate personalities.
8 comments:
The cunter is on the road to full restoration.
1. Apologize profusely to any and all who will listen. (check)
2. Put self into rehab for addiction to drugs and/or alcohol. (still waiting...)
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 if necessary.
4. Resume normal activities.
He could always become a pro wrassler if this gig doesn't pan out. Lots of openings there.
-scaggsville
Scaggs,
They actually have rehab you can go to now if you're a racist or homo-phobe.
Just ask Tim Hardaway and the guy from Grey's Anatomy
I watched his interview on Hannity and Colmes last night. He seems extremely sorry for what he did. What I didn't buy off on was when he talked about being buried on Mount Vernon where some of Washington's slaves are buried with no burial markers. He also said he wants to give them burial markers. To me it now sounds like he is "kissing the ass" of the black race. In my opinion, he should have never thought that he was that close to a race to where he could get away with using the deragatory slang that they use. Why is it ok for blacks to use that term? Why don't the "African Americans" take a stand and eliminate their use of that word? All you have to do is listen to one rap or hip hop song and you'll hear it more times than "Dog" can say it in a year. It's time for the "European Americans" to take a stand against the use of that word as well. I'm no fan of Dog and he is guilty but I am sick and tired of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton rallying the black race towards the condemnation of White America.
Black or white - it doesn't seem to make a difference. No matter how one looks at the issue you're still a gigantic douche.
Toby,
I'd like to know who made Jesse and Al the moral authorities on all things racial.
I thought Jackson would be too busy taking care of his 2nd family to deal with shit like this
Sounds like Toby don't like those people
Jackson may have a third and fourth family for all we know, EL. Never the less, he and Sharpton always find time to persecute the white man. Now as for anymouse' statement about me "not liking those people", that is simply not true. I don't like hypocrits and that's exactley what some black people are. To them it's "acceptable slang". Not in my book. Anyway, we all know good ol' Nasty Malicious' fetish for "black guys". I wonder if "Boy With Girls Name" is part of Malicious' "gentlemens club"? LOL
Funny stuff Toby!
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