Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Now you can break the ties that bind


Well folks, welcome back to the Throne. It seems like the focus of the blog so far has been traitors and the Boston Red Sox. Turns out the more things change, the more they stay the same.

From CNN.Com:

NN) — It may be politically popular in the heart of Red Sox Nation, but that probably didn’t make the admission any easier for Yankee fan Rudy Giuliani.

The former New York City mayor acknowledged at a Boston news conference Tuesday he is rooting for the rival Red Sox to win the World Series.

“I’m not saying that just because I’m here in Massachusetts,” the Republican presidential candidate said to applause and laughs. “If I’m in Colorado in the next week or two, you will see I will have the courage to tell the people of Colorado the same thing.”

All I can say is wow. This is going to anger more people then his abortion stance. Apparently since the Sox and Yankees play in the same division he feels like he is still obligated to root for them.

No word yet if he plans on voting for Hillary Clinton just because she lives nearby.

In another turn of shocking news, it turns out Tom Tancredo owns an ocean front villa in Mexico.

I was spinnin' 'round a dead dial
Just another lost number in a file
Dancin' down a dark hole
Just searchin' for a world with some soul

This is radio nowhere, is there anybody alive out there?
This is radio nowhere, is there anybody alive out there?
Is there anybody alive out there?


Its a scary world folks. Theres only one October and Frank TV.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rudy, I thought I knew you.

Now it's a sin
and it oughta
be a crime
You know it
happens buddy
all the time
Try to make a
living, try to
have a little
fun
Held up without
a gun, held up
without a gun

Anonymous said...

This is shameless opportunism on Rudy's part.

Biden in '08.

He's good for America,and good for Americans.

That could be a snappy,campaign slogan.

Yes,snappy.

Lord Elevation said...

Thanks for the comments Jenny!

Bring friends!

Anonymous said...

Why is it that every 4 years we have more candidates for the nomination, but none of them are worth the vote?

tjb13

Lord Elevation said...

tjb,

I hear that if you donate enough money Dennis Kucinich will personally make your bed every morning.

Anonymous said...

Kucinich? I hear TJB already interviewd Ms Waldman for that job!