Now entering the game...........

Well gang. Its finally here. Lord Elevation's pithy blog.

I plan on posting here until OJ Simpson steals my laptop.

Lets get right into it with the issue that is bugging the shit out of me today:

Last night the Boston Red Sox completed their comeback against the Indians by beating them at home to win the series 4-3. The Cultural Icon pitched a great game. The Cheaper Cultural Icon pitched well, as did Jon Papelbon, the best dancing closer in baseball.

However, down in Baltimore, the pitcher who got the most attention was the Orioles own Kevin Millar. Kevin, in case you forgot, used to play for the Red Sox, until they dropped his worthless ass on the street. Sure enough, one man's trash is another man's treasure, and a few weeks after he was let go, the Orioles came crawling towards him like a starving African crawls to Bono. Despite playing for the Orioles, it seems like Kevin has never left Boston.

Never before have I seen a current player for one franchise come back to another franchise and do something like throw out the first pitch. Its a complete slap in the face to all Oriole fans. Its a a horrible thing to do. Imagine TO doing the opening coin flip at an Eagles game. Imagine Bill Clinton going back to Air Force One to get a BJ from a stewardess for old times sake. Imagine Dane Cook doing a commercial that advertises how great September was. Its bullshit. What the hells up with that shirt anyway? Looks like something Jon Bon Jovi would wear.

Honestly, I'm so pissed right now. I have to go powerlift at Paul Byrd's to work off this stress.

Cheers.