Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Is there anybody alive out there?


Happy Halloween to all the readers out there in Elevation Nation.

Today's story has a Halloween touch to it. Its part creepy, part fantasy, and part Democrat.

From our bros at CNN:

PHILADELPHIA (CNN) — So if there are space aliens, can they register to vote?

Perhaps Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich is courting their support, discussing a UFO sighting in Tuesday night’s debate.


He confirmed an account in actress Shirley MacLaine’s book that he saw a UFO at her home in Washington state. Though he didn’t address the rest of her description, that the Ohio congressman “felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind.”

Kucinich said to moderator Tim Russert’s question, “It was an unidentified flying object, OK? It's, like, it's unidentified. I saw something.”

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I'm fairly convinced that Dennis Kucinich is really alien. Abduction is the only way he could've gotten a smokin' wife like that.

I don't know about you, but I'm starting to feel like Charlton Heston in "The Omega Man". The last man on Earth who isn't a bandwagon Red Sox fan. Its getting there.

Have fun trick or treating kids. Be sure to avoid Albert Belle's house or Stephen Jackson's house, or Isiah Thomas' house or Stephon Marbury's Escalade.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's the most extra- terrestrial looking candidate since Ross Perot.

Anonymous said...

Stop dreaming, Malicious.

Success for all!