Saturday, December 15, 2007

This pisses me off


Well folks heeeeeeeeeeees back.

Just when you thought the Throne was dead, I am back to rock your world again. The Throne will revitalize you, re-energize you, re-sexualize you, and re-Americanize you.

Its time to get back to work.

The major sports story over the past 48 hours has to be the fact David Cutliffe was named the new football coach at Duke University. It has eclipsed all other sports coverage on ESPN.

Oh wait. Whats that?

My bad.

Our lives have been rocked upside down and shaken with the new Mitchell Report.
I haven't seen this much bullshit thrown together since Al Gore was give the Noble prize for fucking with bald eagles or some other environmentally conscious thing.

I'm not going to add on to it. We all know the names included whether they should have been or not.

But I would like to add this thing I found on page 189

"According to Don Fehr, the whole investigation was delayed for over two years because Bud Selig wouldn't stop drinking the all the urine samples".

Fehr's word was the only corroborating evidence, so it was included, since that was the most solid thing they had.

More to come later!

Have a good day y'all.

Theres only one December. Damn that feels good to say.l

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's good to see you back,Lord Elevation.

A little bird tells me that you have been suspended at the Baltimore Sun's board.

They must be humorless bastards over there.

~huggs~

Jenny

Anonymous said...

Hey Kotter, Welcome back!

Anonymous said...

elevation- you pompous clown

Merry Christmas

Lord Elevation said...

Thanks girls and boys.

We'll be back full time in '08.

Anonymous said...

Baltimore Sun's board just isn’t the same without you!

вы всасываете тестикулы козочки

Anonymous said...

Hey malicious,

Вы будете asshole.

Anonymous said...

Hey nice guy that’s not nice.
David

Anonymous said...

Jenny,
Don't be sad Elevation is still there. He has more user names than Malicious and Yanky Hail combined.
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Anonymous said...

You're a douche.

Anonymous said...

Well SaveUS.222! Salvation day has come at last. Can I get an amen brothers and sisters?