Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Well, at least he didn't become a Red Sox fan!


Well folks, it looks like the Juice is being squeezed again. The following report comes courtesy of our close buds at the Associated Press:

"LAS VEGAS -- New charges of felony coercion were filed Wednesday against O.J. Simpson and three co-defendants in the alleged armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers.

Prosecutors increased to 12 the number of charges against Simpson, Clarence Stewart, Michael McClinton and Charles Ehrlich."

Courtesy of the AP


At least there is evidence that Kevin Millar isn't the stupidest man in America. The Throne is amazed that past incidents didn't at least pass through OJ's mind before he gathered his posse and tried to steal back some of his memorabilia from a hotel room in Las Vegas. Las Vegas seems like an odd place to go searching for the real killer.

Hopefully this will be the last time we hear from OJ, until he pulls another shithead move such as trying to kick a police officer's foot in a men's room or bring a liquid onto a plane.

Theres only one OJtober.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

speaking of traitors and switching teams; can the throne provide an update on what on earth is going on between Ray Lewis and AD?

Lord Elevation said...

stets,

I'll take a look at the situation tomorrow. The No Spin Zone staff is on its way.

Anonymous said...

Nice blog, Lord E.

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Anonymous said...

Just remember If they stole his shit you must aquit.