Well folks, here is a Halloween story made to send chills down your spines. The Throne found this little gem originally on Perez Hilton, the actual text of this report comes from Fox News:
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"Full House" star Ashley Olsen has found love with Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong, the New York Post's Page Six reports. Olsen, 21, was seen Monday night canoodling with the 36-year-old retired cyclist at New York's Gramercy Park Hotel, a source told the paper.
"They came together with a group of friends," the source said. "Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."
Armstrong, the seven-time Tour de France winner, broke up with fashion designer Tory Burch earlier this month. He was engaged to singer Sheryl Crow and has three children from his first marriage.
Olsen, along with her twin sister, Mary-Kate, owns Dualstar Entertainment Group. She's been romantically linked to a Columbia University quarterback and actor Jared Leto.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wow. Talk about weird. Hasn't cycling been through enough? After we hear enough about this story, the Tour de France is going to miss the drug abuse days.
If, Lord Elevation had 15 minutes to come up with an odder couple, I'm not sure I could do it. Maybe something involving Tyra Banks and Bud Selig, but even then Ashley and Lance have them beat. No word if she was seen leaving with his yellow jersey.
I expect this will propel Bob Saget's standup career another five years.
Time to cross the finish line on this entry.
8 comments:
Even with one nut and a drug-shriveled peter Lance pulls better tang than you could ever imagine.
It's too bad you weren't a Chinese girl born into a family that already had one child.
Anonymous,
Sorry I wasn't. I know I at least have one constant fan who is always there for me.
Nothing says tang like an anorexic 21 year old.
''Nothing says tang like an anorexic 21 year old''
You got that damn right,El.
Oh,you weren't being serious,were you ?
*runs away*
Oh, for a second, I though Dennis Kucinich was dating Olsen.
ok, everybody...ewwwwwwwww
The only coupling that would make my skin crawl more would be some Janet Reno on Condi Rice action.
-scaggsville
Not as strange of a couple, but equally disturbing....
Tony Romo, now hanging with Britney Spears....
Tony used to hang with my girl Carrie Underwood...
Isn't this the ultimate story of going from filet migon to...well...ecoli?
stets,
I don't think Ashley Olson even knows what steak is.
Mary Kate is the anorexic one.
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