Sunday, November 4, 2007

"What'cha gonna do, What'cha gonna do brother when Patriotmania runs wild on you?"


Well, brother welcome to the Throne. You're probably wondering why I couldn't come up with a better quote to describe the Patriots then something from Hulk Hogan. Thats a pretty valid point. We'll examine the Throne's lack of relevant cultural knowledge another time, but thats for another night.

Right now its time for our contractual mandated gloating of the Patriots. They played a tremendous game yesterday. Coming back from ten down in Indy, against the Super Bowl champs ain't an easy thing. Tom Brady may be the greatest player in the history of the World.
I think the media was expecting Bill Belichick to start wandering the streets of Boston like Ron Burgundy after the "Spygate" incident. Turns out he was able to take all the residual hate from that incident and bottle it up in syringes for his team.

These guys are almost as unstoppable as Adrian Petersen. I'm pretty sure someone on the Chargers made a "Your mother" joke that just completely set him off.

At one point, I was expecting Alex Rodriguez to run out onto the field and tackle Adrian just to get the spotlight back on himself.

One last thing, were my ears deceiving me, or did John Madden honestly compare Marion Barber III to Walter Payton during the Sunday Night game? Apparently Turducken now comes in an alcoholic drink form.

Alright good people, until next time. Just so you know, the Throne will not be effected by the upcoming Hollywood writers strike. Although the guy who runs this site is a cheap asshole. Oh wait, thats me. Damn.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

*crickets*

But that's ok. The Eagles still suck and you're still an incredible douche bag.

All is right with the world.

Lord Elevation said...

Glad somebody is alive out there.

Anonymous said...

For a moment,I thought the first comment was from Malicious.

Then,I noticed it was from 'Anonymous'.

So,it's obviously a different person entirely...

*giggles*

Anonymous said...

Did you really say, "Tuducken" instead of "Tinactin"???

Its tough actin Tinactin El....cmon man...thats almost as disapointing as the eagles and ravens combined....

Lord Elevation said...

Stets,

Thank you for pointing that out. I was trying to say Turducken. The turkey, duck, chicken combo that John loves to eat around Thanksgiving.